Where Ambition Goes to Die
STARTING RUNWAY
$100K
(It's never enough)
SURVIVAL ODDS
0%
(Statistically accurate)
TERMS OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
By proceeding, you accept that: (1) Your decisions will be roasted. (2) The AI has seen too much. (3) This is satire, but the pain is real.
THIS IS A PARODY. NO ACTUAL STARTUPS WERE HARMED. (Yet.)